An Iranian Lesson For The British

As the drama in Tehran over the detention of 15to prove to the mullahs how impartial and sensible he
British marines drags on, the Iranian regime continuesand the British government were by listening to
to escalate the confrontation. Today about 200bogus Iranian accusations of duplicity on terrorism
Iranian revolutionary guards and intelligence agentspolicy by proscribing the democratic Iranian resistance
dressed up as Iranian "students" threw rocks andmovement to the mullahs, the PMOI (MEK).
firecrackers at the British Embassy and scaled itsMr. Straw, or "Ayatollah" Straw as he was called by
fences while Iranian security forces held back fromordinary Iranians for his coziness with the mullahs,
intervening just enough to scare some sense into theshrewdly tried to ingratiate the British government
British personnel at the Embassy.with the rogue Iranian regime with an eye toward
Just so the message was not lost on the British, thereaping the benefits of huge commercial deals with
"students" chanted "British Den of Spies," a clearthat regime at the expense of the resistance
reference to the hostage-taking episode in 1979movement in Iran.
when another band of so-called students took overNot long after, in the run-up to the Iraq war, British
the US Embassy in Tehran and held US diplomatsdiplomats in Tehran negotiated Tehran's goodwill in
hostage for 444 days. Since that episode Tehran hasexchange for British and allied bombing of the PMOI
learnt how to get its way in the international arena.camps in Iraq despite the group's neutrality in the
Throughout last week the Iranian regime paradedwar. .
hapless British marines on TV screens and coercedBut as they say "there is no such thing as a free
them to call on their government to withdraw fromlunch." No doubt the British have followed a policy of
Iraq, and apologize for trespassing on Iranianappeasement for commercial gain and now they are
territorial waters. They also "hospitably" put apaying the bill. The Iranian regime, a major facilitator
headscarf on Leading Seaman Faye Turney's head toof the Iraq war and its main beneficiary is playing for
underline their message and intimidate a weak politicalkeeps.
leadership in Britain.The US Administration has finally realized past
The EU offered lukewarm and hypocritical supportmistakes and has vowed to disrupt Iranian agents
for its European partner. In an EU meeting inand networks in Iraq. In the last few months, several
Germany, France, Iran's second-largest EU tradingRevolutionary Guards Corps' Qods Force generals and
partner, cautioned that further confrontation shouldcommanders were captured red-handed in Iraq. The
be avoided. The Dutch said it was important not toIranian regime, reeling from the blow, first struck in
risk a breakdown in dialogue.Karbala where its agents kidnapped five US
The British have themselves to blame for thisservicemen in a highly sophisticated operation that
predicament. Niall Ferguson wrote in the LA Timeswent awry. The plan was to abduct and take the
that "Blair's timid response to his soldiers' abductionservicemen to Iran to be used as bargaining chips to
shows how weak-willed the once-imperial power hasforce US forces to return the Qods operatives.
become." Yet although the British response hasHaving failed in their goal, the Iranian revolutionary
indeed been timid there is no nostalgia for its days ofguards now zoomed in on the coalition's weak link
Empire. Instead, the British and indeed the rest of thewhich happened to be the British. For weeks they
liberal democracies of the world should draw a clearplanned to take British marines and finally ambushed
lesson from their present predicament.them last week.
The British have for the past decade been engagedThe Iranian regime knew the British would not be
in a two-sided game of being nice with the mullahsable to react robustly because they have a vested
and purporting to support human rights andinterest in relations with the mullahs. So they have
democracy in Iran at the same time. The Britishbegun a familiar cycle of their own version of a
involvement in holding hands with the worst state"carrots and sticks" policy of coaxing the British to
sponsor of terrorism, gross violator of human rights,back down and apologize for their "arrogant"
and backward religious theocracy, was a calculatedbehavior. And what happens if the British don't do as
and exquisitely British way of benefiting from Iran'sthe Iranians want? Well, they will tighten the screws
huge market potential and at the same timebit by bit by staging demonstrations at the British
demonstrating the magic of European soft power.embassy and threatening to take over the "den of
The British kept telling an incredulous world that theyspies," perhaps expel British diplomats, launch attacks
are coaxing Tehran out of its political isolation in orderin Iraq, and make the British say sorry. All the while
to change its behavior and make it a responsiblethey are racking in billions of dollars of profits from
state actor on the world scene. The late Britishthe spike in oil prices.
foreign minister, Robin Cook, engaged in "constructiveUnfortunately, the British foreign secretary Margaret
dialogue" with Iranian foreign minister Kamal KharraziBeckett is already sounding conciliatory. "The
and gave Iran the opening it had been deprived ofmessage I want to send is I think everyone regrets
for two decades.that this position has arisen. What we want is a way
The Iranian regime had until then been a pariah onout of it," she told the BBC the other night. Another
the international scene which it had earned with overgovernment minister, Douglas Alexander, said Britain
100,000 political executions in Iran, scores of hostagewas engaged in "exploring the potential for dialogue
takings in Lebanon, terrorist attacks in Europe, and awith the Iranians."
radical bent on subverting the political order in other"In Middle Eastern warfare," retired US Army Lt. Col.
neighboring states.Ralph Peters wrote in the New York Post, "a classic
But Robin Cook and the British foreign office undertactic has been to retreat in the face of strength,
Prime Minister Tony Blair awarded the rogue Iranianbut to attack when your enemy withdraws or shows
regime under Khatami's charade of a presidency, thesigns of weakness." Surely the regime smells blood
gift of coming in from the cold where it reallyand will laugh at so much lack of will.
belonged. Subsequently, Jack Straw was kind enough