| The Canadian Football League (CFL) is to the NFL as | | | | Smith was caught with by Airport security. It is used |
| Miller beer is to Budweiser. It's a lightweight that can't | | | | to help a player mask his drug use. |
| compete. | | | | Way to go Bombers. Was Smith going to be a great |
| That's why the Cannabis league has decided to | | | | role model for kids? We shouldn't be surprised by the |
| resort to tactics like luring players like Ricky "The | | | | CFL's actions. Canadians seem to be apathetic to |
| Hemp" Williams and Onterrio "Whizzenator" Smith. | | | | drug use, especially marijuana. Many people believe it |
| Both players have been suspended by the NFL for | | | | should be legalized. |
| violations against its drug policy. | | | | I'm not kidding. In recent elections in Manitoba, the |
| By the way, the CFL does not test its players. That's | | | | marijuana party was on the ballot. |
| why Williams feels safe in the Cannabis league. | | | | It all makes sense to me now. I've always questioned |
| Ricky Williams was signed by the Toronto Argonauts. | | | | why the CFL awards a point for a missed field goal. |
| The team's ownership said it was happy to have a | | | | It must be due to place kickers being high on weed. |
| role model like the "Hemp" on its squad. | | | | You see, they're probably seeing three uprights and |
| Shame on the CFL for condoning such degenerate | | | | the league wants to ensure that they get at least |
| behavior. I'm sure parents are thrilled to have Ricky | | | | one point for their efforts (I'm just kidding). |
| Williams as their child's role model. | | | | Kidding aside. The CFL has become a joke. It has to |
| Onterrio Smith was signed by the Winnipeg Blue | | | | resort to signing degenerate drugged out football |
| Bombers but was cut recently. The "Whizzenator" | | | | players that have become rejects of the NFL. |
| injured himself a few weeks back and was unable to | | | | So the NFL is truly a league of rejects. The CFL tries |
| recover. I guess he thought that his whizzenator | | | | to add exciting arena football type activities and rules |
| could cure his injury. | | | | but it's really to mask the amateurish skills of its |
| By the way, the whizzenator was the device that | | | | athletes. |