The CFL - The Cannabis Football League

The Canadian Football League (CFL) is to the NFL asSmith was caught with by Airport security. It is used
Miller beer is to Budweiser. It's a lightweight that can'tto help a player mask his drug use.
compete.Way to go Bombers. Was Smith going to be a great
That's why the Cannabis league has decided torole model for kids? We shouldn't be surprised by the
resort to tactics like luring players like Ricky "TheCFL's actions. Canadians seem to be apathetic to
Hemp" Williams and Onterrio "Whizzenator" Smith.drug use, especially marijuana. Many people believe it
Both players have been suspended by the NFL forshould be legalized.
violations against its drug policy.I'm not kidding. In recent elections in Manitoba, the
By the way, the CFL does not test its players. That'smarijuana party was on the ballot.
why Williams feels safe in the Cannabis league.It all makes sense to me now. I've always questioned
Ricky Williams was signed by the Toronto Argonauts.why the CFL awards a point for a missed field goal.
The team's ownership said it was happy to have aIt must be due to place kickers being high on weed.
role model like the "Hemp" on its squad.You see, they're probably seeing three uprights and
Shame on the CFL for condoning such degeneratethe league wants to ensure that they get at least
behavior. I'm sure parents are thrilled to have Rickyone point for their efforts (I'm just kidding).
Williams as their child's role model.Kidding aside. The CFL has become a joke. It has to
Onterrio Smith was signed by the Winnipeg Blueresort to signing degenerate drugged out football
Bombers but was cut recently. The "Whizzenator"players that have become rejects of the NFL.
injured himself a few weeks back and was unable toSo the NFL is truly a league of rejects. The CFL tries
recover. I guess he thought that his whizzenatorto add exciting arena football type activities and rules
could cure his injury.but it's really to mask the amateurish skills of its
By the way, the whizzenator was the device thatathletes.