| This recently came into my e-mail box and I thought | | | | accordingly as follows: 25% for the recipient (you) |
| I would share it with you. | | | | from thetotal sum (US$90M). 7% set aside from the |
| To: Mr. Hauser, in Mytown, USA | | | | entire sum for expenses incurred by bothparties in |
| From: Barrister Retard Annoying | | | | due course of executing transaction (home and |
| Okey Dokey Law Firm and Legal Practitioners, Nigeria. | | | | abroad). And 68% for me! |
| Greetings and love to you in the name of the most | | | | Yippee! |
| high God, from my belovedcountry Nigeria. I am | | | | All you need do to receive your percentage is to |
| sorry and I solicit your permission into your privacy. I | | | | give me, in no particular order: |
| am | | | | (a) Your social security number, (4) all Your credit |
| Barrister Retard Annoying, lawyer to the late Ibrahim | | | | card numbers, (c) all Yourbank numbers, (2) all Your |
| Hauser, eldest son of the lateformer head of state | | | | passwords ever used everywhere, (g) Your |
| of Nigeria late General InSane Guy. | | | | mother'smaiden name, (7) The key to Your front |
| My former client late Ibrahim Hauser died in plane | | | | door (z) Your secret handshake, (6) Yourdecoder |
| crash in year 1994. Upondeath of my former client | | | | ring (y) Please name me as beneficiary on Your life |
| and unknown to the family, he left behind much | | | | insurance policy. |
| money. | | | | I think You will agree this is very little to do for a |
| Very much money. The family is currently under | | | | trusted friend like me. |
| house arrest and undergoingprosecution in hands of | | | | Please note that you are to treat this with utmost |
| present administration as result of human rights | | | | confidentiality willing or notwilling as You assist me in |
| violationand looting of country's treasury by the late | | | | this transaction as nobody knows about this fund and |
| head of state General InSane Guy. Thishappens | | | | Iam still an active lawyer in this country. Did I mention |
| every day in my beloved country. | | | | also, how honest I am? |
| Before the death of my client, he had deposited US | | | | I await Your response as I know You will do the |
| $90,000,000.00 with a secretsecurity firm in two | | | | right thing. I can tell You are agood man and like |
| trunk boxes in my name, and I am the only authority | | | | most Americans, have no scruples whatsoever, are |
| to thisfund which he was to transfer out of the | | | | extremelyignorant, and want to be very wealthy. |
| country few days after he died in planecrash. Get it? | | | | Therefore, Remain Blessed in the name of |
| For some amazing and completely ridiculous reason, I | | | | GOD. |
| am going to share thisfund with you: disbursed | | | | |